Through the Roof in Quito

Tad and I had been in Ecuador for two weeks whenThe details of the later hours of the morning are
he nearly died. We had planned our around the worldsketchy, but the clear details remain that there was
trip together for as long as we could remember, anda fall from a decent height, three hours of concussed
it had very nearly ended with the thud of Tad's hideconfusion and a bruised backside and shoulder that
onto the floor of a Quito courtyard, leaving awould remain problematic for months.
Tad-shaped hole in the roof several metres aboveAfter piecing together the little memory and
him.information we had the extended version is as
Hailing from Los Angeles California, Tad's been a closefollows. The story finds our hero heading back from
mate since we met by chance on a family vacationthe clubs around 3.00am. With myself fast asleep in
to Hawaii when we were both 16. We hit it offfront of MTV on the hostel couch. Tad stumbled
quickly and found that we both wanted nothing morethrough the dorm out onto the balcony. It is worth
than get travelling as soon as we got the chance.noting that said balcony was three storeys above
Since meeting we have been back and forththe neighbours' place (which was bordered by a high
travelling through the States and Oz, all the whilelock out fence and razor wire). Looking for away to
planning the big trip in question.either amuse or relieve himself (we will never know)
The trip started with a relatively uneventful 6 weeksTad decided to balance on the edge of the balcony,
in New Zealand. Our second stop was Quito, Ecuador.at which point he toppled over and free fell two
With Tad's fluency in Spanish and our first fewstoreys through a garage roof and then another
weeks coinciding with Carnival (it's not just Brazil thatstorey into a very luckily unoccupied residence next
goes nuts around mid February) we were bothdoor. We only know this as our mate the DVD guy
enjoying the place and were pretty much into thehad seen the whole thing go down.
travel groove by then.While the DVD guy did check on Tad's welfare, he
The one thing we both struggling with, along withtold us that as Tad looked OK, he had decided to go
most travellers over there, was the bus rides. Takingback to sleep (A kind and caring man).
a trip through mountain passes with a suicidal maniacAll Tad remembers was waking up not having a clue
behind the wheel of a bus riddled with bullet holesas to his whereabouts and realising that he was
from the previous week's hold up is enough to drivelocked inside a strange courtyard. For three hours he
most to a drink. We did not resist this urge tosearched for an exit (including through the house),
steady our nerves with a beverage after aonly then to look up and see the hostel roof next
particularly harrowing overnight bus ride from thedoor. He then eventually yelled up at the hostel for
coast back to Quito.help and was rescued by our confused hotel owner.
Arriving back late afternoon we were offered a drinkThey say incidents involving drugs and alcohol are
by a kindly Columbian pirate DVD salesman staying atyour biggest risks overseas. I guess 'they' are right.
our hostel (apparently not all Columbians findWe always laugh about what would have happened if
themselves trading the one particular class A item).the neighbours had been home. A stray gringo
So it was that we had a few shots of a Columbiancrashing through their roof would have been
liquor that could only be described as a drink seriouslyunwelcome to say the least, and I cringe to think
missing a warning label and or disclaimer against anythat they would have probably been armed.
personal damage about to be inflicted.It was one of many times that either he or I would
With our Hostel sitting on the fringe of what washave close shaves on that trip, but the only one that
considered the 'safe zone' (or tourist ghetto) itcould really be put down to sheer drunken stupidity.
wasn't far then to enough clubs and bars to keep usThe bruises lasted months but the story seems to
occupied till the early hours.have legs of its own.